Ifs and Butts

from Seaside is Painless by Lardpony



Stupidest Lardpony song ever.


modern life is full of worry
everyone's in such a hurry
it's hard to find the time to think these days
I've got a secret fantasy
that maybe you will share with me
I'm going through an imaginative phase

cos if I was a goat
all my stress and woe would quickly disappear
replaced by noble horns and a wispy beard
with a mischievious look upon my face
and nimble grace

I wouldn't fear for my life
there's less call for the butcher's knife
than if I'd been a cow or pig or sheep
I'd spend my days just exploring
I'd eat pretty much anything
and curl up in a pile of hay to sleep


from Seaside is Painless, released October 10, 2009


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Derbyshire indiepop band. Mostly defunct.

Tom - vocals, guitar
The Nathan - bass, thought
Pod - drums
Swap - keyboards, vocals

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